February 2012
Watchpromo4homo:
tragically beautiful
ardeb:
A few nights ago I accidentally woke up Josh as I was getting into bed. He sniffed and rolled around and I really quietly whispered that I was sorry for waking him.
Without opening his eyes he blurts out, “Do you want to put more points into Charisma?”
“…Josh, what?”
He snorts, waves an arm around. “Do you - doyouwantaturtle”
“Josh are you asleep”
He rolled away from me and said in a...
Watchoceanmaster:
thevinckanator:
This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
Preach it.
murry-yiffmas:
if rick santorum makes blowjobs illegal i’m going to jail for life
ah crap me too.
Grillex
jakewikstrom:
Scary Burgers and Nice Fries
imperiouscrotchdescension:
i dont have ships i have a fucking naval fleet
Why are we so god damn funny?
Tommy: So many awful laughs in my awful laugh database playing through my head. Where they fuck was my trigger warning, Tony?
Tony: Laugh-shaming
Tommy: This was a test. You've failed. I'll be sending my report to the Social Justice Department.
Tony: Your "test" was biased. What exactly makes you think you can "test" me? SORRY I DON'T MEET YOUR STANDARDS, STRAIGHT ABLE-BODIED WHITE MAN
Tommy: Huuuhhhhhh Tony, you cis-bro racist, I can't even talk about this right now because my Crohn's autism is flaring up.
Tony: "Bro"? Wow Tommy, that isn't how I identify. My preferred pronoun is "bippity", "boppity" or "zoppity".
Tommy: Ah, shit. I'm a toaster now. I'll talk to you when I'm back to my natural dragon state.
-FIN-
jotarokujo:
do you ever just look at what youre drawing
pause
put your face in your hands
and wonder where u went wrong in your life
Hey guys...
nothinbutgeekon:
how to troll neopets in 4 easy steps
vaspim:
>create thread >title it The Fountain Faerie says ‘I’m still waiting for my Supple Moehog Sandals!’ >receive item >paint current pet with one of the starter paint brushes or something of equal value >??????? >profit
Doesn’t Rick Perry do this on a regular basis?
Unofficial Department Names
So, since I’ve been enlightened in the ways of Vegan-osity, I’ve had some ideas as to what certain departments should be named:
Meat Department: Murder Room/Death Department
Milk Wall: Rape Wall
Egg Section: Period Wall/Section
Produce: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Service Deli: No name yet. Suggestions?
sherlock-hound:
A young art student stands in a classroom, her final senior project on full display, waiting for her professor to come in and give her the final critique that will determine her fate as an artist. She has spent countless hours toiling over a series of digital portraits, knowing that she has never prepared a more important piece of work than the one she has for today. After a...
My boyfriend is sleeping, and he just scratched...
jasinjawsh:
alequia:
yigga-digga:
realizingtheobvious:
...
1 tag
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
russians: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
the-butt-king:
I fucking wish people would get it out of their heads that going to college or finishing highschool or whatever is a mark of success. I wish people would quit considering someone who makes a large amount of money successful.
Success is doing whatever it is that makes you happy and being a positive influence on those around you. If you don’t finish high school, who the fuck cares....
Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
amixedreality:
animebooty:
I actually do but why is this a post im confused??????? ?? ? ????? ?????
Yeah I kind of have an EX that was half-Asian but again what does this have to do with anything why is this a post????
I KNOW AN ASIAN GUY NAMED KEVIN
HE’S FOLLOWING ME ON TUMBLR
I KNOW IT
Let's start this shit
fuckyeahlokispenis:
fnofurfags:
This blog is dedicated to the little shit stains on society known as the “furries”
They are born trolls, who love to fuck and dress up and fuck as; animals. They are all obese, live in their parents basement, eat shit, pee in over-sized adult diapers and fuck their childhood plush animals while they cry on the internet why nobody likes them or there...
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
